pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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karicasady:

Long time no post! It’s been crazy! Got a job, a new car, and moved! To distract myself from the madness I have been daydreaming about adopting a cat

karicasady:

Long time no post! It’s been crazy! Got a job, a new car, and moved! To distract myself from the madness I have been daydreaming about adopting a cat

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

Anonymous asked: There is purple, green, and orange cauliflower.

Thank you

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thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

tagged: +dog 

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

lumos5001:

lumos5001:

lumos5001:

Crocheted Amigurumi Cock Block

i would say i’m sorry but i’m really not

my fiancé thought it was a minecraft chicken at first and this was the expression when I told him it was a cock block

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he refused to touch it afterwards

against all odds the Cock Block seems to have found some Chicks